🎁 The Night Santa Tried the Front Door 🎁
On the night before Christmas, when the North Pole was hushed and the auroras stretched like ribbons across the sky, Santa Claus stood alone by his own chimney.
It was a fine chimney—wide, polished, and entirely unnecessary. Santa hadn’t used it in centuries. He leaned on the mantel, mug of cocoa in hand, beard thoughtfully tucked into his belt, staring at the fire as if it had personally challenged his authority.
“Chimneys,” he muttered. “Sooty. Narrow. Outdated.”
He adjusted his glasses and tapped a finger against the brick. The world had changed. Houses had alarms now. Cameras. Rooftop solar panels. And worst of all—decorative chimneys that didn’t even connect to fireplaces.
“This year,” Santa decided, nodding to himself, “I’m going modern.”
He pulled out a small notebook titled CHRISTMAS LOGISTICS – EXPERIMENTAL IDEAS and scribbled:
Knock on doors. Hand gifts directly. Faster. Polite. Personal.
Efficiency, after all, was the heart of good gift-giving. No squeezing. No soot. No awkward landings among tangled lights. Just a friendly knock, a cheerful “Ho ho ho,” and done.
Satisfied, Santa tossed his coat over his shoulder, climbed into the sleigh, and set off—utterly convinced he had just improved Christmas.
The first house went… almost well.
Santa landed neatly on the lawn, marched up the path, and knocked.
Nothing.
He knocked again. Louder.
From inside, a voice whispered, “Did you hear that?”
Lights flicked on. A dog began barking with the fury of a thousand betrayed ancestors. Santa stood patiently, shifting his sack from one shoulder to the other.
Finally, the door cracked open.
A man stared out in pajamas. “Can I help you?”
Santa beamed. “Merry Christmas! I’m Santa Claus.”
The door slammed shut.
Santa waited. He could hear frantic whispering, the unmistakable sound of a phone unlocking, and the words “Should I call someone?”
Eventually, the door reopened—this time with a phone pointed directly at his face.
Santa sighed, placed the gifts gently on the doorstep, and trudged back to the sleigh.
“Minor misunderstanding,” he said to himself.
House after house, the problems multiplied.
Some people didn’t hear the knock at all. Others took ages to answer—Santa once waited so long he had time to read an entire welcome mat.
Some opened the door halfway and tried to talk to him through the gap.
Some refused to open it at all.
One enthusiastic child did open the door… and immediately began screaming at the top of their lungs, waking the entire household.
Santa had doors opened by sleepy parents, suspicious grandparents, confused teenagers, and at least one person who tried to tip him.
Worse still, some people wanted conversation.
“You must be cold.”
“Do you really know my kids?”
“Can we take a picture?”
“Wait—did you park illegally?”
Time slipped away. The sleigh clock ticked ominously. The reindeer exchanged looks.
By midnight, Santa’s boots ached. His ho-ho-ho sounded more like a ho-ho-oh dear.
By the time the final gift was delivered—left awkwardly with a note reading “Sorry I missed you”—Santa flew home, exhausted, beard slightly singed from a porch heater incident.
He stepped back into his workshop, quietly hung up his coat, and stood once more before his chimney.
The fire crackled.
Santa stared at the opening—the dark, silent, dependable passage he had used for generations.
And suddenly, he remembered.
The chimney was never about convenience.
It was about not being seen.
About magic arriving without interruption.
About gifts appearing as if the house itself had dreamed them into being.
Children weren’t meant to negotiate delivery times.
Parents weren’t meant to wonder if they should call the authorities.
Christmas wasn’t supposed to knock—it was supposed to arrive.
Santa chuckled, slow and warm.
“Well,” he said, patting the bricks affectionately, “that’s on me.”
He crossed out the notebook entry and wrote in bold, looping letters:
If something has worked for hundreds of years, there’s probably a reason.
The chimney seemed to glow a little brighter.
And the next night, when Santa flew out once more, he went down chimneys again—quietly, magically, exactly as he always had.
Some traditions, after all, don’t need improving.
They just need remembering. 🎄✨
Sometimes progress knocks—but tradition still has the key. 🎄✨
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